STEVE JOBS,
APPLE / PIXAR 

HUGO DRAX,
DRAX INDUSTRIES 

Base of operations?

California

California

Facial hair at height of power?

Full beard, but closely trimmed

Pitch-black evildoer goatee

Field of technological excellence?

computers, telecoms, emotionally-wrenching animated movies

aeronautics,
space technology

Hires visually-striking employees with exciting names?

Not particularly
(Cook, Wozniak, Ive) 

Indisputably
(Dr. Holly Goodhead, Jaws) 

Exclusive products allowing him to dominate market share?

iPhone, iTunes, 
Buzz Lightyear 

Space shuttles, space station with gravity on/off switch

Ability to create cult-like devotion?

A BBC documentary suggests “Jobsian cult members” respond neurologically to Apple products in the same way that religious believers respond to religious imagery

Convinced staff that coming to outerspace with him and then bombing everyone they know back on earth was a good idea

Questionable human resources practice?

One new-hire interview included Jobs barking  “Are you a virgin?” and “How many times have you taken LSD?”

Had employees wear different colored jumpsuits according to sexiness

Legendary temper?

Employees would avoid taking the elevator with him, afraid he would fire them by the time the doors opened

Got rid of an employee he was angry with by sending trained Dobermans to kill her in the woods

Words uttered with last breath

“Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.”

“——”
(ejected into space, where, of course, no one can hear you scream)